"Down there, you can find a church sandwiched between two waffle houses". But not around here. Denny's restaurants are few and far between, so you might have to hit the locator to find the nearest one. After all, there's ony 1500 of them. But why do I mention this?
Because they're giving away FREE (no strings attached) breakfasts to all who come between 6am and 2pm. Just pay 99 cents to supersize it, and however much for a drink (can't take pancakes dry)
If there is a snow day called- I'll be blessed.